ridiculous conversation

God: I think you'll like it here Adam. It has lots of fresh air, it's spacious and you're pretty much free to do what you want.
Adam: This is amazing! It's great here. I can't wait to look around.
God: Well, I'll leave you alone. You'll need to get started on naming all the animals pretty soon.
Adam: Sure, sure. I can't thank You enough for all...wait. Name all the what?
God: The animals. I've decided to let you name all the animals. Isn't that great?
Adam: I'm confused. You want me to name ALL the animals? on Earth?
God: Yes. Cool huh?
Adam: But there's like a million of them!
God: Oooh, there's a lot more than that!
Adam: Not the bugs. You don't want me to name all of them too?
God: Yep.
Adam: How am I supposed to come up with all those names? That will take years and years!
God: Well everything has to have a name. I do. You do.
Adam: Yes, You named me. And that's all.
God: It's not like it was easy. I mean naming the only human on the whole planet? That was very stressful.
Adam: But I have to name a billion!
God: Right. You can afford to throw in a few stupid names as long as most of them are clever. I'd never hear the end of it if I had named you something stupid.
Adam: Never hear the end of it from who? I'm the only one here!
God: Yes, now you are but in the future there will be many more of you.
Adam: How?
God: Oh right, I almost forgot. I've got to get to work naming this woman I've just created. Got to go. I have absolutely no idea what to call her. Get back to me if you think of something.